Puking yellow, spitting green

So yesterday was a pretty interesting day, leading up to the point that I'm hung over today... *shrug* the fun began about ...1 or 2 p.m. when i went to wal mart with a friend to get a gift for the 'order of the cow' christmas exchange... i picked up pretty much every one of those free AOL cds and then started to walk off.

worker:.. do you really need all those?
me:.. they're a gag gift for a friend... he hates AOL.
worker:.. so do i... *walks off*

and then I walked out of wal mart with logan, carrying a huge stack of those stupid CDs... afterwards we went to the flea market and bought some cards..... [had been talking online but i physically] met Megan, a pretty cool person, and slid around in the parking lot.

so we did the exchange, i got tons of food, and then played cards with ppl for a while... i went back to my room, waited on a phone call... never came... i went to hang out with jimmy and everyone in his room... so basically dustin said have all the rum you want.

so i did... had almost all of it... good times, good times... i don't really remember that much, other than heather saying i should go pee on JCFA, so i put on pants and got to it... nikki came over about then, took a shot with me, and ate all my chips... i ate a bit of cake, and so did she, and somehow it got to the point where i was about to eat cake off her boob... i dont remember why or how, but i didn't and i should've because it would've been fucking sweet...

i came in my pants a little bit after that.

but then we go to the Chi house after i pee on jcfa, and i have some beer, and that shit made me wanna throw up... nasty, nasty stuff... i had some cake there too, and some girl bit off of my piece and then i gave her the whole thing... i stumbled around for a bit and danced with two really hot gals, was grinded and that was fun.... and then we went back to jimmy's room.

for some reason we (and by we, i say me and jimmy, and i was the only one drunk) decided it'd be fun to punt ppl's markers down the hallway... so i go to the basement, take some gal's marker, kick it down the hall, and then turn around and see that she's in the kitchen... idk if she saw me or not, but she didn't say anythign, which was good....

and then i went to visit logan and kurtis for some reason, about 4:30 a.m. in the morning, and i wrote some long message 'bout how the color black in magic the gathering sucks and how i ownsd them both... and then kurtis answered the door... i was loud i guess, because an RA opened his door and said to quiet down. *shrug* then kurtis said a few things and closed the door..... good times... good times.

which pretty much after that i fell asleep... i'm probably forgetting a lot but i was drunk and screw that can't remember anything... i emailed a few ppl and stuff, but idk otehr than that... hmm.

which brings us to this mornnig... owwwwwwww....... i woke up really horny... more than you wanted to know... and i also felt like shit... so i think i've thrown up three or four times now, and the last time i brushed my teeth i was spitting up green, but i think that was from the 'paste or the mint i had... and i think the brushing of the teeth is what ismaking me continue to throw up... i feel like i gotta again, and i just brushed my tett.... so idk.

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i wasted x minutes of your life, where x is the number of minutes you spent reading this... i'm sorry.