So last night was "shanty Village," where participating students are given cardboard and told to make a home they have to sleep in that night; teams of four build their shit, blah blah blah.
I've been saying for a while that I'm gonna be a bum; I'm halfway there as a broke college student.... As Lindsay pointed out the other night, my fridge has two things of string cheese and half a handle of vodka in it. Sounds like I'm halfway there....
But yeah, so me and 3 other Phi Delts got together and built a pretty kick ass shanty; a castle with a tower, working drawbridge, and window that opens, complete with a sidewalk chalk moat. We got second place, which isn't bad at all, considering Zach and I were the first guys to appear for our team, an hour late, and we rebuilt and relocated our structure 3 times. And then the other guys showed up.
It was a pretty good time though, there was a little bit of live action Hobowars going on (for people that know what that is), and I was told I was gonna get raped and have my shoes stolen.... Just like in real bum life. I dodged that bullet....
Anyhoo, I ducked outta the bum life for a little while to go to some haunted house with Courtney, Nicci, and Graham. It was my first haunted house and pretty fun, but I was pretty quiet the whole way there, in the house, and the way back. A lot of time was spent trash talking the people trying to scare us....
"MY HUSBAND WENT INTO THE CAVE! PLEASE GO HELP HIM!"
see the same woman later, "Damn bitch, you lied to us!"
somebody screams at me. *yawn* "oh no. rawr."
my personal fave.... some guy sitting there, trying to be scary...
"no man, you suck, you're not scary at all."
he looks up at us. "Damn emo kids."
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